March 25, 2019
Seward’s Day

BIRTHDAYS

Gutzon Borglum 1867
Jim Lovell 1928
Wladimir Klitschko 1976

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*03/13/19 Mason Jar Cooking: More than 50 recipes for breakfast, lunch, dinner & dessert!
*03/13/19 Comfort Food Cookbook: Warm up with more than 50 tasty dishes!
*03/06/19 Easy & Elegant Desserts: Over 50 recipes.
*03/06/19 Affordable Vacations: Over 50 destinations!
*03/06/19 The Truth About Medical Marijuana: Find the best buds near you.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

A day lasts a month on the moon.
— Astronomy for KIDS

Wombat poop is shaped like cubes.
— April Ranger Rick Jr.

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

SPRINGFIELD JACK! SPRINGHEEL JACK SIGHTED IN SPRINGFIELD, IL!

GREATER DANE! NEW DOG BREED THE SIZE OF A HORSE!

JEOPARDY! HOST SECRETLY REPLACED BY TrebekBot2000^TM YEARS AGO

ROLLS ROYCE WORKING ON CAR THAT RUNS ON GOLD!

NASA DEBUNKS MYTH — SAYS MOON IS MADE OF SOMETHING CLOSER TO CAMEMBERT

Weekly Words of Wisdom

The wheels on the bus have actually always been round.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Randy Funn